Walking Shoes

"Walk By Faith, Not By Sight" 2 Corinthians 5:7

Just sit down!

Today, I realized how much I actually fail at life and thought I would share with you guys some of the reasons why. So, without further adeu:
1. I told the bus driver good morning today…at 4:30 pm.
2. I went to leave class today and walked straight into a desk that I had the full intention of walking around.
3. The other day I couldn’t clearly express my thought on my major to a freshman…I kept stumbling over my words.
4. For the past week I have sounded like a man because my voice has been stuck in that awful phase of losing my voice though it won’t fully go away.
4. I trip going upstairs, downstairs, or walking across a flat surface.
5. Today, I raised my hand when my name was called for attendance and practically threw my pencil across the front of the room.
6. Though I’ve been shaving for over a decade now, I still manage to take off layers of skin, resulting in an ankle that bleeds for three days straight.

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7. Whenever I go to email my boss my time sheet for the week, it never fails that I forget to attach the darn thing. Happens all the time.
8. I constantly stare at people that have a vague resemblance to other people I know even though they are complete strangers and it freaks them out.
9. I had a full conversation with a guy in my basketball class fully thinking he was my teacher, only to find out he was a fellow classmate.
10. A couple of weeks ago I called out to a girl thinking it was my friend only to find out it wasn’t after seeing her walk away faster when I was walking in the general direction….I was going to work.

So, there you have it. I’m weird. Good night, world.

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What are some little quirks about yourself that are awkward and weird, but unique?

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About Shannon

Hi! I'm Shannon, a lover of dogs, coffee, books, words, and Jesus! I hold a Bachelor's in English, with a minor in Communications from Florida State University (Go 'Noles!). Take a peak around, meet Tucker, my rescue mutt, and say 'Hi!'

6 comments on “Just sit down!

  1. MrJohnson
    August 29, 2013

    That’s a wicked backpack

  2. alexajeanne
    August 29, 2013

    This is awesome.

    • Shannon
      August 29, 2013

      haha Thank you. I hope that everyone thinks that about my fails lol

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